Story of the man with a cigarette

There once was a man with a cigarette

The cigarette is where the man finds his home

The man is where the cigarette finds his home

Polluting the atmosphere for fantasy.


One day, the cigarette was stolen

Enraged, the man took out his machete

And shredded everyone he saw on the street

Why would you not mourn for my loss? the man thought


And it was all natural for him to do that

Who would allow others to rejoice

While he loses his meagre bit of dignity

The cigarette, as it is called.


The company of thieves, named C,

Struck by the violence of the man,

Returned the cigarette (secretly of course)

I don't want to be the next victim! they thought.


And here is the story of the man with a cigarette

The cigarette is where the man finds his home

The man is where the cigarette finds his home

Continuing to pollute, continuing to fantasize.

A_Tragic_Tale.py

Last login: Sun Jul 14 22:44:05 on console
n218103212030:~ nicholaswong$ python3
Python 3.3.2 (v3.3.2:d047928ae3f6, May 13 2013, 13:52:24)
[GCC 4.2.1 (Apple Inc. build 5666) (dot 3)] on darwin
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.

>>> A sprint
Voltage: 3.00V
Power: 90%

>>> Absences
Voltage: 2.80V
Power: 70%

>>> Newsletter
Voltage: 2.50V
Power: 50%

>>> An angel
Voltage: 3.50V //I am about to overload!
Power: 100%

>>> Leaving. Why?
Voltage: 2.30V
Power: 30% //FAILING CONDITION! POSSIBLE CAUSE (ERROR CODE): 34ΛY

>>> Distance
Voltage: 2.29V
Power: 25% //FAILING CONDITION! SHUTDOWN IMMINENT.

>>> Insignificant ramble
Voltage: 2.25V
Power: 50% //USING BACKUP POWER SOURCE! (You don't have to do this. Really.)

>>> Horror
Voltage: 2.20V
Power: 50% //IDLE: 2 HOURS

>>> Hope
Voltage: 2.50V
Power: 50% //Are we having power again?







>>> Leavings.
Voltage: 0V
Power: 0%

SYSTEM SHUTDOWN.




You are hopeless.